Homeless Helpers

Note: Homeless Helpers is a parody demo site for Basil. Not a real service.

Frequently Asked Questions

Should I call the police and report this website?

Probably not. Unless you’re bored. In that case, maybe call a friend instead.

Is this service safe?

Define "safe."

Do you background check helpers?

Absolutely. We confirm that they have a background.

Can I pay in food?

Yes. Snacks, leftovers, and questionable casseroles are all acceptable forms of currency.

What if my helper tries to move in?

That’s not "moving in." That’s "community building."